Anynomous

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A dog cannot be so fierce as to keep watch over two gates at once.

Anynomous

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No Matter How Hot Your Anger May Be, It Cannot Cook

Anynomous

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This is to say, every master was once miserable.

Don't be afraid to try and learn.

Anynomous

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One day Botsotso went to church and it happened that it was a time for giving offerings, they stood up and he told himself that he cant give because the money he got wasnt changed. As the offering basket was near a man who was sitting next to him shaken him by the shoulder with a smile and gave him P200. "Wow" says Botsotso as he gaven it to the basket thinking,"This man must be rich indeed.."

as he came to sit the man smiled and told him,"You dont have to thank me sir coz th...e money fallen from your pocket...."

Botsotso fainted shouting,"Ey, wrong transaction......."

Anynomous

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A teacher gave little Johny a note to give to his mother

Johny gave it to his mom and the note read:... "Seems like Johny does not know the difference between a boy and a girl,help him know the difference"

his mother takes him to his bedroom and said:"ok,take off my blouse" so Johny unbuttons her shirt and takes it off

Mother:"take off my skirt" Johny did as he was told

Mothe:"take off my bra" Johny did as he was told

Mother:"take off my penty" Johny did as he was told

Mother:"from now on never ever wear my clothes to school"