" This is a guest house in Windermere, in the United Kingdom. I was here for 3 nights.
The place is run by David Maloney, who is a very well respected individual. Unfortunately, he gets tellyphone calls basically, from various places in the world, okay? Where THEY THINK he is calling them. And he has never made an international tellyphone call.
The first night here it was just myself and an 85 year old woman who kept swearing at David. Disgusting! I think she was taking some kind of drugs or drinking.
On the 2nd day, David told me he'd had calls from Oklahoma that afternoon. This American with a filthy mouth wouldn't stop swearing down the phone, and David nearly came down there to stuff something up him! How DARE he speak to David like that!?
The last night I was there, he ended up speaking to someone in Alaska, the eastern seaboard of the United States, Chattanooga, China, Switzerland, Cornwall in the southern part of England, and a variety of other places. I glanced at David and all he could mutter was a meek sigh and "I con't believe this..."
Besides the hopelessness of the British telecom service, that reared it's ugly head on numerous occasions, this was a great stay.
Mr Maloney, if you're reading this, have a good day as we say in America! "
07 November 2023
Anynomous
" The gentleman who owns and manages this wonderful little guest house in the Lake District, in Windemere, is a very well respected individual named David Maloney. But there's something terribly wrong with his phone system, For this reason only, I knock his rating down one star.
When I showed up, he was sitting, relaxing after a hard day's work, watching television. His telephone rang, and he ended up speaking to a gentleman in the United States, in Oklahoma, who kept claiming that Mr. Maloney had called him - and Maloney had NOT called him. He has a lot of these calls, I'm afraid. So he's got some sort of crossed line. He told me he's been on to BT endlessly, and to the telephone companies, but apparently they seem not to be able to do anything about it at all.
Other than this, the place is lovely, and Mr. Maloney is very attentive and has a good fashion sense. When my wife and I visited, she happened to mention over drinks that she was thinking of dying her hair and Maloney implored her not to do so. It was the right decision.
So I highly recommend the Brendan Chase overall. Just don't swear down the phone at him, or he's likely to pay you a visit and stuff something up you! "
21 May 2023
Anynomous
" Wonderful experience! David Maloney is not only a respected gentleman of the the community, but he is first class host! He has gourmet cooking skills and does go all out for breakfast. David Maloney has a great sense of humor and is a pleasure to stay with. His place was fun to visit, I can't wait to return for more of the Real English Experience of Brendan Chase. "
Anynomous
" This is a guest house in Windermere, in the United Kingdom. I was here for 3 nights.
07 November 2023The place is run by David Maloney, who is a very well respected individual. Unfortunately, he gets tellyphone calls basically, from various places in the world, okay? Where THEY THINK he is calling them. And he has never made an international tellyphone call.
The first night here it was just myself and an 85 year old woman who kept swearing at David. Disgusting! I think she was taking some kind of drugs or drinking.
On the 2nd day, David told me he'd had calls from Oklahoma that afternoon. This American with a filthy mouth wouldn't stop swearing down the phone, and David nearly came down there to stuff something up him! How DARE he speak to David like that!?
The last night I was there, he ended up speaking to someone in Alaska, the eastern seaboard of the United States, Chattanooga, China, Switzerland, Cornwall in the southern part of England, and a variety of other places. I glanced at David and all he could mutter was a meek sigh and "I con't believe this..."
Besides the hopelessness of the British telecom service, that reared it's ugly head on numerous occasions, this was a great stay.
Mr Maloney, if you're reading this, have a good day as we say in America! "
Anynomous
" The gentleman who owns and manages this wonderful little guest house in the Lake District, in Windemere, is a very well respected individual named David Maloney. But there's something terribly wrong with his phone system, For this reason only, I knock his rating down one star.
21 May 2023When I showed up, he was sitting, relaxing after a hard day's work, watching television. His telephone rang, and he ended up speaking to a gentleman in the United States, in Oklahoma, who kept claiming that Mr. Maloney had called him - and Maloney had NOT called him. He has a lot of these calls, I'm afraid. So he's got some sort of crossed line. He told me he's been on to BT endlessly, and to the telephone companies, but apparently they seem not to be able to do anything about it at all.
Other than this, the place is lovely, and Mr. Maloney is very attentive and has a good fashion sense. When my wife and I visited, she happened to mention over drinks that she was thinking of dying her hair and Maloney implored her not to do so. It was the right decision.
So I highly recommend the Brendan Chase overall. Just don't swear down the phone at him, or he's likely to pay you a visit and stuff something up you! "
Anynomous
" Wonderful experience! David Maloney is not only a respected gentleman of the the community, but he is first class host! He has gourmet cooking skills and does go all out for breakfast. David Maloney has a great sense of humor and is a pleasure to stay with. His place was fun to visit, I can't wait to return for more of the Real English Experience of Brendan Chase. "
17 March 2023Anynomous
" I love David Malone. He's a great guy "
26 December 2023