" When our tour group walked into this what seemed to be abandoned, run down water park ended up being one of the most unique experiences of my life. With polluted water, most likely Chinese designed and built water slides (quite scary- just cause they look like their about to fall apart!), and pretty poor themeing, this water park is pretty horrible compared to our Western imperialist waterparks, but for North Korea standards, it's highly exceptional. Just wish they had Dippin Dots..... "
26 April 2023
Anynomous
" The slide was amazing. The spinning blades and sharks are a fine addition, although they did cost me one of my arms. Thankfully a few bandages fixed the issue, and a nearby stick made a good arm. The guards shooting me were a nice touch. I’m going to the fair next. Really fun except for losing my arm, which unfortunately kept it from 5 stars. "
02 March 2023
Anynomous
" Hate lines?? No Lines!! Diarrhea?? No diaper required!! Worried slides r too slippery?? No worries, only half the slides have working water!! Fiberglass skin burns are a sign of love and respect for the great leader. So get your Speedo on and hop in.....actually, use the ladder to get in. Jumping is outlawed and splashing is frowned upon. "
19 December 2023
Anynomous
" It was a fascinating experience. The sharks indeed made it more fun. I gave 4 stars because I couldn't find the place where we get our limbs back. Keep up the great work and good luck on the next world war! "
07 December 2023
Anynomous
" Swimming with the sharks here was great. Unfortunately most of the American infidels with me died, but it gave the water a great red color. I even saw the Supreme Leader himself! Grew an extra eye because of the nuclear reactor nearby though. 11/10 would recommend. "
14 November 2023
Anynomous
" Our dear leader invented water parks just after he killed off the last of the dinosaurs (which he also invented). I loved the "die western pigs" Rapids! I thought the dead bodies we used instead of rubber rings was a nice touch. Daily executions by shark (also an invention by our dear leader) were fun to watch. I'll definitely be back here! Siam park doesn't come close. "
11 August 2023
Anynomous
" Took the kids after the mornings great-leader-worship and boy was it worth it! We got to go on all the latest rides like "Totalitarian Tidal Wave", "Kim's Big Kahuna", "Dictator Deluge", "Fascism Falls", "Socialism Splash", "Nuclear Niagara", "Gulag Geyser", "Red Rapids", and "Wild Waterboarding". The reason for 4 stars instead of 5 is due to a beating I received when I stepped out of line for "Gulag Geyser". A 2 month forfeit of my family's rations would have been MORE than sufficient. To add insult to injury the idiot with the brass knuckles hit my glasses so now I have to wait for the great leader to materialize a pair with his sacred hands. ANNOYING! THEN, meanwhile, as I'm in the detention room for like 45 min, my son was considered orphaned and was shipped to a military camp. Communication guys! Other than that it was an enjoyable , family-based, water park, for which I now gladly owe my life and 2 generations of my family to the great supreme leader. Re-visit likelihood: 8/10 "
31 July 2023
Anynomous
" Great experience, although my face hurts because of my missing eye which our glorious leader removed. Ain't nobody allowed to miss out on the daily Kim-Flex-Session. Slides were a bit difficult to use, due to the blockage of bodies because of the 40% mortality rate. Friendly children workers! "
01 June 2023
Anynomous
" I would rate this place five stars but there is too pouch pollution here! These filthy Chinese kids are killing the North Korean tourism economy! "
07 April 2023
Anynomous
" This place was so nice. They even had there own hunger games there. When I went I woke up to find half my class dead. For reason I saw Kim taking a shower in the "Death to America Slide". "
22 March 2023
Anynomous
" + Cool water park. I love the pool with real sharks and people inside seems to have fun.
- The water is a bit too hot. "
Anynomous
" When our tour group walked into this what seemed to be abandoned, run down water park ended up being one of the most unique experiences of my life. With polluted water, most likely Chinese designed and built water slides (quite scary- just cause they look like their about to fall apart!), and pretty poor themeing, this water park is pretty horrible compared to our Western imperialist waterparks, but for North Korea standards, it's highly exceptional. Just wish they had Dippin Dots..... "
26 April 2023Anynomous
" The slide was amazing. The spinning blades and sharks are a fine addition, although they did cost me one of my arms. Thankfully a few bandages fixed the issue, and a nearby stick made a good arm. The guards shooting me were a nice touch. I’m going to the fair next. Really fun except for losing my arm, which unfortunately kept it from 5 stars. "
02 March 2023Anynomous
" Hate lines?? No Lines!! Diarrhea?? No diaper required!! Worried slides r too slippery?? No worries, only half the slides have working water!! Fiberglass skin burns are a sign of love and respect for the great leader. So get your Speedo on and hop in.....actually, use the ladder to get in. Jumping is outlawed and splashing is frowned upon. "
19 December 2023Anynomous
" It was a fascinating experience. The sharks indeed made it more fun. I gave 4 stars because I couldn't find the place where we get our limbs back. Keep up the great work and good luck on the next world war! "
07 December 2023Anynomous
" Swimming with the sharks here was great. Unfortunately most of the American infidels with me died, but it gave the water a great red color. I even saw the Supreme Leader himself! Grew an extra eye because of the nuclear reactor nearby though. 11/10 would recommend. "
14 November 2023Anynomous
" Our dear leader invented water parks just after he killed off the last of the dinosaurs (which he also invented). I loved the "die western pigs" Rapids! I thought the dead bodies we used instead of rubber rings was a nice touch. Daily executions by shark (also an invention by our dear leader) were fun to watch. I'll definitely be back here! Siam park doesn't come close. "
11 August 2023Anynomous
" Took the kids after the mornings great-leader-worship and boy was it worth it! We got to go on all the latest rides like "Totalitarian Tidal Wave", "Kim's Big Kahuna", "Dictator Deluge", "Fascism Falls", "Socialism Splash", "Nuclear Niagara", "Gulag Geyser", "Red Rapids", and "Wild Waterboarding". The reason for 4 stars instead of 5 is due to a beating I received when I stepped out of line for "Gulag Geyser". A 2 month forfeit of my family's rations would have been MORE than sufficient. To add insult to injury the idiot with the brass knuckles hit my glasses so now I have to wait for the great leader to materialize a pair with his sacred hands. ANNOYING! THEN, meanwhile, as I'm in the detention room for like 45 min, my son was considered orphaned and was shipped to a military camp. Communication guys! Other than that it was an enjoyable , family-based, water park, for which I now gladly owe my life and 2 generations of my family to the great supreme leader. Re-visit likelihood: 8/10 "
31 July 2023Anynomous
" Great experience, although my face hurts because of my missing eye which our glorious leader removed. Ain't nobody allowed to miss out on the daily Kim-Flex-Session. Slides were a bit difficult to use, due to the blockage of bodies because of the 40% mortality rate. Friendly children workers! "
01 June 2023Anynomous
" I would rate this place five stars but there is too pouch pollution here! These filthy Chinese kids are killing the North Korean tourism economy! "
07 April 2023Anynomous
" This place was so nice. They even had there own hunger games there. When I went I woke up to find half my class dead. For reason I saw Kim taking a shower in the "Death to America Slide". "
22 March 2023Anynomous
" + Cool water park. I love the pool with real sharks and people inside seems to have fun.
09 February 2023- The water is a bit too hot. "