" Awesome university for all North Koreans. It is the only university!
It is the only university. "
27 April 2023
Anynomous
" I am at this university right now in 2024! I go into classrooms and see mold on the wall and floor. WHAT A CLEAN UNIVERSITY I GUESS! The food there were like the ones in concentration camps, yum! The professors are slackers, which means I get to do illegal stuff without getting caught! The security cameras are broken. I HIGHLY RECOMMEND GOING TO THIS UNIVERSITY!!!!!! I am studying nuke stuff btw. "
04 February 2023
Anynomous
" This is a wonderful institute, in which one can learn a great deal, however, the one primary factor keeping me from rating this a full five stars was the extreme lack of furries and furry culture within the school. It deeply saddens me that our great leader would exclude this incredibly important part of our education from us, however, I do not doubt that he had a wonderful reason for keeping the class from us. "
19 January 2023
Anynomous
" I've spent 2 years at Berkeley University, and 2 years at Kim Il-sung University. Both will give you an top notch communist education. But North Korea University is Best University. "
20 November 2023
Anynomous
" one of the smartest universities in the world. actually it is the smartest university in the world. Those capitalist imperialist American pigs try to make you think otherwise. But not me I don't fall for that western propaganda. I'm smart enough to know where I should go to. Unlike that ''south Korea'' where you have to go to school for 8 hours WE go to school for 24 hours. The Food there is amazing. I lost 30 kg. It's that good! I hope kids of the future generation will be able to go here and learn the amazing knowledge stored behind those gates (and bared wire). With amazing classes teaching things like Nuclear research,Rocketry,Mass Genocide,Poverty,Food (couldn't find the class),Communism,Loyalty,Honor and most important... Our Supreme Leader "
14 October 2023
Anynomous
" Horrible edgeyoukation here. All I wanted to do was to learn how to blow my brains out properly. Instead, all I got was this Origami for Dummies book and a Masters in iOS 6.2.
Did I mention that I now can speak fluent Wingdings? Thank you Kimmy. "
10 October 2023
Anynomous
" Best University in the world. All you have to do to graduate is respect the great leaders and watch missle launches. the only thing that sucks is their is no buffet meal pass and You will get hungry. But the party scene was lit i got to shoot up heroin and smoke weed and drink beer with the Girls. "
06 August 2023
Anynomous
" This place teach me how to be soldier for dprk it was good college teach me some English before I escaped North Korea "
26 July 2023
Anynomous
" Almost as fake as Trump University
However, the course on how to cook your own children is very good "
28 June 2023
Anynomous
" I am studying here but I have been kidnapped and am being detained here against my will. please help. Also, quality education by the way. "
10 April 2023
Anynomous
" Majored in Speaking Dolphin, also got my anus removed. Very hands on teaching and I love it. "
08 February 2023
Anynomous
" Great university which offers a wide variety of courses to name a few would include the history of North Korea, Communism 101, Communism 1A, Proper dildo usage 32, Kim's view of the world, and Child labor 1A. The university however, had a very poor selection of business courses, I guess the great leader doesn't approve of capitalism which is very odd... "
Anynomous
" Awesome university for all North Koreans. It is the only university!
27 April 2023It is the only university. "
Anynomous
" I am at this university right now in 2024! I go into classrooms and see mold on the wall and floor. WHAT A CLEAN UNIVERSITY I GUESS! The food there were like the ones in concentration camps, yum! The professors are slackers, which means I get to do illegal stuff without getting caught! The security cameras are broken. I HIGHLY RECOMMEND GOING TO THIS UNIVERSITY!!!!!! I am studying nuke stuff btw. "
04 February 2023Anynomous
" This is a wonderful institute, in which one can learn a great deal, however, the one primary factor keeping me from rating this a full five stars was the extreme lack of furries and furry culture within the school. It deeply saddens me that our great leader would exclude this incredibly important part of our education from us, however, I do not doubt that he had a wonderful reason for keeping the class from us. "
19 January 2023Anynomous
" I've spent 2 years at Berkeley University, and 2 years at Kim Il-sung University. Both will give you an top notch communist education. But North Korea University is Best University. "
20 November 2023Anynomous
" one of the smartest universities in the world. actually it is the smartest university in the world. Those capitalist imperialist American pigs try to make you think otherwise. But not me I don't fall for that western propaganda. I'm smart enough to know where I should go to. Unlike that ''south Korea'' where you have to go to school for 8 hours WE go to school for 24 hours. The Food there is amazing. I lost 30 kg. It's that good! I hope kids of the future generation will be able to go here and learn the amazing knowledge stored behind those gates (and bared wire). With amazing classes teaching things like Nuclear research,Rocketry,Mass Genocide,Poverty,Food (couldn't find the class),Communism,Loyalty,Honor and most important... Our Supreme Leader "
14 October 2023Anynomous
" Horrible edgeyoukation here. All I wanted to do was to learn how to blow my brains out properly. Instead, all I got was this Origami for Dummies book and a Masters in iOS 6.2.
10 October 2023Did I mention that I now can speak fluent Wingdings? Thank you Kimmy. "
Anynomous
" Best University in the world. All you have to do to graduate is respect the great leaders and watch missle launches. the only thing that sucks is their is no buffet meal pass and You will get hungry. But the party scene was lit i got to shoot up heroin and smoke weed and drink beer with the Girls. "
06 August 2023Anynomous
" This place teach me how to be soldier for dprk it was good college teach me some English before I escaped North Korea "
26 July 2023Anynomous
" Almost as fake as Trump University
28 June 2023However, the course on how to cook your own children is very good "
Anynomous
" I am studying here but I have been kidnapped and am being detained here against my will. please help. Also, quality education by the way. "
10 April 2023Anynomous
" Majored in Speaking Dolphin, also got my anus removed. Very hands on teaching and I love it. "
08 February 2023Anynomous
" Great university which offers a wide variety of courses to name a few would include the history of North Korea, Communism 101, Communism 1A, Proper dildo usage 32, Kim's view of the world, and Child labor 1A. The university however, had a very poor selection of business courses, I guess the great leader doesn't approve of capitalism which is very odd... "
15 December 2023