" Best place, I'm not being held gun point by North Korean Soldiers!
Please help me they're going to throw me into the slavery camp ;-;... "
05 May 2023
Anynomous
" I had to rate 5 because Kim-Jong-Un told me to and Trump told me to spy as a CIA agent navigator. "
16 March 2023
Anynomous
" I went here on my recent trip to North Korea and I was scared by this place, including the dead bodies in the exhibits. How can uncle Robby live in this country and actually like it!!? "
16 February 2023
Anynomous
" Snivy, my kids, and I went here on our trip to Pyongyang. We saw very weird images of war and propaganda. Some of the exhibits had real dead bodies to represent fallen soldiers. However, the last exhibit about the nuke to America is pretty cool. Apparently you can sign your name on the nuke for only ten years of hard labor. I didn't do that but saw a little man write his name on the nuke and then get whisked away by security guards. I rate 3 stars. "
22 January 2023
Anynomous
" Really great museum! Filled with the correct history. Not that rubbish you learn in school! This stuff is real. "
09 January 2023
Anynomous
" all hail kim jong un great leader "
28 November 2023
Anynomous
" Great place. We interacted with Kim Il-Sung's dead corpse and had a jolly good time. Some of the soldiers died of malnutrition, but it was all worth it in the end. "
05 November 2023
Anynomous
" Beautiful, absolutely amazing. They displayed fascinating artifacts such as explaining how the Kim family are actual gods to the fact that North Korea definitively didn't have a past before the Korean war. I definitely will come back here in the near future. All hail Kim Jong Un and his communist regime! Dictatorial leadership and letting most of your people starve in concentration camps sure is wonderful. A plus North Korea, A plus. "
25 September 2023
Anynomous
" Did not go in we just looked at the statues outside. You are expected to buy some flowers from out side from a vender before you go, so that you can lay them at the feet of the "great leaders"
Very big and not often you see statues where the subject is wearing a anorak. The North Koreans know how to make big statues on a grand scale! "
28 June 2023
Anynomous
" Overall, not a bad place. When I went in, I was surprised about how life like the exhibition was about the execution of political enemies was. I was delighted to find out that it was actually Americans in costumes being executed. I was even more excited to find that I was selected for the next round. As I stand in front of the execution wall and type this, I only have one complaint. They used handcuffs that were too tight. I mean, who would try to escape from educating the beautiful citizens of the great country? "
07 June 2023
Anynomous
" I was surprised to find out that the Great Leader has both the male and female reproductive organs. The sculptures were very detailed too.
I found it kind of weird when I was forced to take a "closer look" at the exhibit. Now I do not like to be forced to do anything, but it was sort of necessary, as before that I only thought the Great Leader just had a vagina. But upon closer inspection. I managed to see it.
It was a "Yup, it's there" moment.
As everyone else stated, the dildo collection was just earth splittingly wonderful. Hats off to the Great Leader for being able to handle that. "
11 May 2023
Anynomous
" This museum houses the Great Leader's dildo collection which he uses to augment his own... 'shortcomings.'
Rumor has it that there's an entire wing of the museum dedicated exclusively to sex toys which he's used on both his mother and certain farm animals.
I highly recommend the tour. Just try not to stare at the starving docents. "
14 March 2023
Anynomous
" Super accurate and Kim has definitely made this country great with his invention of the wheel and super dogs (taste delicious btw) "
Anynomous
" Best place, I'm not being held gun point by North Korean Soldiers!
05 May 2023Please help me they're going to throw me into the slavery camp ;-;... "
Anynomous
" I had to rate 5 because Kim-Jong-Un told me to and Trump told me to spy as a CIA agent navigator. "
16 March 2023Anynomous
" I went here on my recent trip to North Korea and I was scared by this place, including the dead bodies in the exhibits. How can uncle Robby live in this country and actually like it!!? "
16 February 2023Anynomous
" Snivy, my kids, and I went here on our trip to Pyongyang. We saw very weird images of war and propaganda. Some of the exhibits had real dead bodies to represent fallen soldiers. However, the last exhibit about the nuke to America is pretty cool. Apparently you can sign your name on the nuke for only ten years of hard labor. I didn't do that but saw a little man write his name on the nuke and then get whisked away by security guards. I rate 3 stars. "
22 January 2023Anynomous
" Really great museum! Filled with the correct history. Not that rubbish you learn in school! This stuff is real. "
09 January 2023Anynomous
" all hail kim jong un great leader "
28 November 2023Anynomous
" Great place. We interacted with Kim Il-Sung's dead corpse and had a jolly good time. Some of the soldiers died of malnutrition, but it was all worth it in the end. "
05 November 2023Anynomous
" Beautiful, absolutely amazing. They displayed fascinating artifacts such as explaining how the Kim family are actual gods to the fact that North Korea definitively didn't have a past before the Korean war. I definitely will come back here in the near future. All hail Kim Jong Un and his communist regime! Dictatorial leadership and letting most of your people starve in concentration camps sure is wonderful. A plus North Korea, A plus. "
25 September 2023Anynomous
" Did not go in we just looked at the statues outside. You are expected to buy some flowers from out side from a vender before you go, so that you can lay them at the feet of the "great leaders"
28 June 2023Very big and not often you see statues where the subject is wearing a anorak. The North Koreans know how to make big statues on a grand scale! "
Anynomous
" Overall, not a bad place. When I went in, I was surprised about how life like the exhibition was about the execution of political enemies was. I was delighted to find out that it was actually Americans in costumes being executed. I was even more excited to find that I was selected for the next round. As I stand in front of the execution wall and type this, I only have one complaint. They used handcuffs that were too tight. I mean, who would try to escape from educating the beautiful citizens of the great country? "
07 June 2023Anynomous
" I was surprised to find out that the Great Leader has both the male and female reproductive organs. The sculptures were very detailed too.
11 May 2023I found it kind of weird when I was forced to take a "closer look" at the exhibit. Now I do not like to be forced to do anything, but it was sort of necessary, as before that I only thought the Great Leader just had a vagina. But upon closer inspection. I managed to see it.
It was a "Yup, it's there" moment.
As everyone else stated, the dildo collection was just earth splittingly wonderful. Hats off to the Great Leader for being able to handle that. "
Anynomous
" This museum houses the Great Leader's dildo collection which he uses to augment his own... 'shortcomings.'
14 March 2023Rumor has it that there's an entire wing of the museum dedicated exclusively to sex toys which he's used on both his mother and certain farm animals.
I highly recommend the tour. Just try not to stare at the starving docents. "
Anynomous
" Super accurate and Kim has definitely made this country great with his invention of the wheel and super dogs (taste delicious btw) "
02 March 2023