" They took me to a camp because I said Kim Jong un looks like a chubby girl "
22 March 2023
Anynomous
" Started off great. But they started teaching me about how if someone is sick they have too much of a body fluid. Then when I went to China to work.... Well I guess removing 1/2 the blood of a stabbing victims unconscious body is not the right way to treat him. "
21 January 2023
Anynomous
" They taught me how to amputate in combat and also to put a bandaid on. Great school. Master Un even stops by for a thyroid check every once in a while "
21 December 2023
Anynomous
" The medical students tried to perform surgery on me. They put my foot in my hand, and my hand on my foot, and my eyes were on my forehead. I looked like a lunatic. They do nothing but botch operations. I am bleeding very badly, help me. "
21 October 2023
Anynomous
" They say it is a "medical school..." That is a lie and a front for their true intentions. They are learning plastic surgery techniques to make everyone look like the Glorious Leader. They're planning on unveiling it in a few years and making it mandatory so everyone will resemble the incredible beauty of the General and North Korea will have the most beautiful people on the planet. "
24 September 2023
Anynomous
" Amazing University ! Our Great Leader himself taught me how to genetically modify entire generations of children by starving them to death, how to use nuclear weapons while doing lines of coke off a tranny's dick. and much more ! We even got to study Dennis Rodman's brain, but half of it was already missing... Kinda disappointed there. Unfortunately, the only two pages available on the internet were "how to cry when threatened by a firing squad" and "how to kill those degenerate Yankees', but the connection was good even though I felt like somebody was spying on me... My only complaint is that the exams were a bit too tough, we were asked tricky questions like "how many dogs does it take to kill the Great Leader's uncle" and "how many people can you tie up to a nuclear warhead at the same time" ! Besides, you only get one chance to give the right answer, if not the Great Leader's army will follow you to the edge of the world. I'm back home and I'm missing North Korea already :'( Today i'm on my way to Disney land and i'm feeling a little bit dizzy after two lovely north-korean women asked me for a blood sample at the airport. "
22 August 2023
Anynomous
" Great hospital! Only 10 out of 11 of my tour people we're put down! "
19 July 2023
Anynomous
" 사람들에게서 잊어진 궁궐인 풍경궁이 있던 자리를 복원하고 보존하지는 못할망정 건물을 지어
파괘하다니!.. "
Anynomous
" They took me to a camp because I said Kim Jong un looks like a chubby girl "
22 March 2023Anynomous
" Started off great. But they started teaching me about how if someone is sick they have too much of a body fluid. Then when I went to China to work.... Well I guess removing 1/2 the blood of a stabbing victims unconscious body is not the right way to treat him. "
21 January 2023Anynomous
" They taught me how to amputate in combat and also to put a bandaid on. Great school. Master Un even stops by for a thyroid check every once in a while "
21 December 2023Anynomous
" The medical students tried to perform surgery on me. They put my foot in my hand, and my hand on my foot, and my eyes were on my forehead. I looked like a lunatic. They do nothing but botch operations. I am bleeding very badly, help me. "
21 October 2023Anynomous
" They say it is a "medical school..." That is a lie and a front for their true intentions. They are learning plastic surgery techniques to make everyone look like the Glorious Leader. They're planning on unveiling it in a few years and making it mandatory so everyone will resemble the incredible beauty of the General and North Korea will have the most beautiful people on the planet. "
24 September 2023Anynomous
" Amazing University ! Our Great Leader himself taught me how to genetically modify entire generations of children by starving them to death, how to use nuclear weapons while doing lines of coke off a tranny's dick. and much more ! We even got to study Dennis Rodman's brain, but half of it was already missing... Kinda disappointed there. Unfortunately, the only two pages available on the internet were "how to cry when threatened by a firing squad" and "how to kill those degenerate Yankees', but the connection was good even though I felt like somebody was spying on me... My only complaint is that the exams were a bit too tough, we were asked tricky questions like "how many dogs does it take to kill the Great Leader's uncle" and "how many people can you tie up to a nuclear warhead at the same time" ! Besides, you only get one chance to give the right answer, if not the Great Leader's army will follow you to the edge of the world. I'm back home and I'm missing North Korea already :'( Today i'm on my way to Disney land and i'm feeling a little bit dizzy after two lovely north-korean women asked me for a blood sample at the airport. "
22 August 2023Anynomous
" Great hospital! Only 10 out of 11 of my tour people we're put down! "
19 July 2023Anynomous
" 사람들에게서 잊어진 궁궐인 풍경궁이 있던 자리를 복원하고 보존하지는 못할망정 건물을 지어
30 December 2023파괘하다니!.. "
Anynomous
" GLORY TO NORTH KOREA!
12 March 2023"