" ALL HEIL GLORIUS LEADER!!!! This restaurant showed great respect for Kim Jong Un... I love this restaurant, the food was best in all of pyongyang. I give it a 10000000 out of 10. True Korea's might will conquer all places. "
28 November 2023
Anynomous
" Yo no soy un animale and then you don't come lol safe to the new statesmen worth it to the new "
19 November 2023
Anynomous
" I didn't have enough money for my bill but the staff was nice enough to let me work it off for 50 years in a labor camp. Food was served in cans with pictures of cats. Healthy coat formula entree was amazing. The only place in the city with a working microwave. "
08 September 2023
Anynomous
" One star. I got diarrhea and took a massive dump on Great Leader's door step. At least I ate though unlike Great Leader's civilians. Thanks Great Leader! "
09 August 2023
Anynomous
" Served glorious dishes fit for dear leader i particularly liked how all dishes and this review were served with a pistol to my temple "
Anynomous
" ALL HEIL GLORIUS LEADER!!!! This restaurant showed great respect for Kim Jong Un... I love this restaurant, the food was best in all of pyongyang. I give it a 10000000 out of 10. True Korea's might will conquer all places. "
28 November 2023Anynomous
" Yo no soy un animale and then you don't come lol safe to the new statesmen worth it to the new "
19 November 2023Anynomous
" I didn't have enough money for my bill but the staff was nice enough to let me work it off for 50 years in a labor camp. Food was served in cans with pictures of cats. Healthy coat formula entree was amazing. The only place in the city with a working microwave. "
08 September 2023Anynomous
" One star. I got diarrhea and took a massive dump on Great Leader's door step. At least I ate though unlike Great Leader's civilians. Thanks Great Leader! "
09 August 2023Anynomous
" Served glorious dishes fit for dear leader i particularly liked how all dishes and this review were served with a pistol to my temple "
25 April 2023Anynomous
" Very mediocre dogfood. "
15 April 2023