" here you can become an expert of:
1) kim yong yun sciences.
2) kim yong il sciences.
3) kim il sung sciences. "
07 April 2023
Anynomous
" A university is a place of learning. This is not. It is a propaganda factory for heavy political and ideological indoctrination. Students are primarily busy with maintaining statues and pictures of the leaders. Stay away at all costs. "
16 February 2023
Anynomous
" Ok so my freind haru went there for a week long trip and has bad Korean but he meant to say "I love him" when talking about the supreme leader Kim jong un but unfortunately he said I hate him roughly 그를 지금 죽이라 but anyway he was put into a cell for a couple of days because he kept repeating it untill they decided to deport him but his luggage was confiscated and was sent back with a ¥200000 fine so just be very careful if traveling to north Korea "
06 January 2023
Anynomous
" My favourite lecture was the one by Kim Jong Un himself. He showed us how to steal an American Warship and how to send a missile across to America(It landed inbetween Korea and Japan). My only issue is that the hot dogs were literally hot dogs. They were boiled in front of me and whipped. I was slightly mentally scarred by this but it doesnt matter. Kim Jong Un is a great leader. Thats what he told me anyway. "
13 November 2023
Anynomous
" Ah another building USA will enjoy! Maybe President Trump will turn it in to a giant TOILET for all of us tourist! "
12 October 2023
Anynomous
" I really liked this Uni because of the courses, from: How to cause a international outrage class, to Nuke The USA, Japan, and South Korea Program. Who cares about the concentration camp style housing? Who cares about the lack of food? Who cares about the World? Who cares about people's value? Who cares about international peace? North Korea of Course! North Korea is a really caring country unlike everyone else. Their classes teach you about how to start a ruckus to save yourself, this is a great Uni. "
26 July 2023
Anynomous
" It was fun.
I meant breaking all the rules and have the entire squad chasing you throughout the building.
Yep, sweet memories. I think I might go there again.....once I have enough money to buy new arms and legs. "
27 May 2023
Anynomous
" Now, you might be expecting me to thrash on the North Korean history curriculum, but I was actually quite fascinated by their geography classes. Did you know the supreme leader actually rendered anything outside of North Korea's borders to be the afterlife? I was stared at by the students who still had at least 1 eye or were not too malnourished to lift their heads up as a supernatural being that came to them from the land of the dead. It was quite interesting and somewhat funny until I got shot in both legs for trying to explain otherwise, locked up and put on death row. In about 37 hours these students will think I died twice.
P.S. the rats for lunch aren't nearly as disgusting as people in the West make them out to be. "
08 May 2023
Anynomous
" i tried learning about democracy and my best friend was publicly lynched :( "
01 April 2023
Anynomous
" I came here from my smol house in other part of North KOREA to study about how to make cheap iPhone and Samsung fakes!!! Very helpful! I know make 300000 won a month selling fake crap to imperialistic american pigs!!!!! Only problem is that their is no food and i can only uses North Korean Operating system! Luckily Alibaba and eBay were preinstalled :D "
Anynomous
" here you can become an expert of:
07 April 20231) kim yong yun sciences.
2) kim yong il sciences.
3) kim il sung sciences. "
Anynomous
" A university is a place of learning. This is not. It is a propaganda factory for heavy political and ideological indoctrination. Students are primarily busy with maintaining statues and pictures of the leaders. Stay away at all costs. "
16 February 2023Anynomous
" Ok so my freind haru went there for a week long trip and has bad Korean but he meant to say "I love him" when talking about the supreme leader Kim jong un but unfortunately he said I hate him roughly 그를 지금 죽이라 but anyway he was put into a cell for a couple of days because he kept repeating it untill they decided to deport him but his luggage was confiscated and was sent back with a ¥200000 fine so just be very careful if traveling to north Korea "
06 January 2023Anynomous
" My favourite lecture was the one by Kim Jong Un himself. He showed us how to steal an American Warship and how to send a missile across to America(It landed inbetween Korea and Japan). My only issue is that the hot dogs were literally hot dogs. They were boiled in front of me and whipped. I was slightly mentally scarred by this but it doesnt matter. Kim Jong Un is a great leader. Thats what he told me anyway. "
13 November 2023Anynomous
" Ah another building USA will enjoy! Maybe President Trump will turn it in to a giant TOILET for all of us tourist! "
12 October 2023Anynomous
" I really liked this Uni because of the courses, from: How to cause a international outrage class, to Nuke The USA, Japan, and South Korea Program. Who cares about the concentration camp style housing? Who cares about the lack of food? Who cares about the World? Who cares about people's value? Who cares about international peace? North Korea of Course! North Korea is a really caring country unlike everyone else. Their classes teach you about how to start a ruckus to save yourself, this is a great Uni. "
26 July 2023Anynomous
" It was fun.
27 May 2023I meant breaking all the rules and have the entire squad chasing you throughout the building.
Yep, sweet memories. I think I might go there again.....once I have enough money to buy new arms and legs. "
Anynomous
" Now, you might be expecting me to thrash on the North Korean history curriculum, but I was actually quite fascinated by their geography classes. Did you know the supreme leader actually rendered anything outside of North Korea's borders to be the afterlife? I was stared at by the students who still had at least 1 eye or were not too malnourished to lift their heads up as a supernatural being that came to them from the land of the dead. It was quite interesting and somewhat funny until I got shot in both legs for trying to explain otherwise, locked up and put on death row. In about 37 hours these students will think I died twice.
08 May 2023P.S. the rats for lunch aren't nearly as disgusting as people in the West make them out to be. "
Anynomous
" i tried learning about democracy and my best friend was publicly lynched :( "
01 April 2023Anynomous
" I came here from my smol house in other part of North KOREA to study about how to make cheap iPhone and Samsung fakes!!! Very helpful! I know make 300000 won a month selling fake crap to imperialistic american pigs!!!!! Only problem is that their is no food and i can only uses North Korean Operating system! Luckily Alibaba and eBay were preinstalled :D "
05 January 2023